Why, I hear you ask? Well I don't actually. Whenever I tell people I'm a consultant at a party I can see their brain reel in horror, as their eyes scan the horizon to search for a way out. Or maybe that's just my small talk.
But seriously, it's highly paid, lots of perks, full of intelligent people, lots of variety and one challenge after another. What's not to like?
Well, given that neither you or I have got 4 hours to run through the whole list I thought I'd summarise part of it from despair.com's brilliant range of demotivators: